Monday, January 05, 2009

Some New Year Wishes - PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


It doesn't matter whether it is new year or not . You should always live your best Life - I believe in the Oprah Motto.

Wish you a very happy & prosperous new year - Live your Best Life.

Some of my new year requests.


To Tom Vadakkan - PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Please don't talk in Malayalam when you appear representing Congress in Malayalam Channels .If you really want Congress to win in next election , then the only thing you need to do is keep your mouth shut.


To Mammootty - PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't dance. Please do continue acting as we dont have any issues with aging heroes running around with teenage heroines but PLEASE DON'T DANCE. Sincere request after watching the slow aerobic exercises in Maya Bazaar!

To Usha Uthup - PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Please decide on which language to speak on and then speak in that language . Either Tamil , Malayalam , Hindi , English , Bengali or Telugu . Don't say expressions like Romba Nalla Song Tha! and Romba Sweet ladki hein and all.

To Sreesanth - PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Please don't take any more slaps this year. If somebody slaps you , please slap back . DON'T CRY!

To the directors of Malayalam Serial advertisements- PleassEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Please create some happy ads this year. Ads with out crying women , screaming mother in laws and relatives as enemies . Lastly ! Please do change that background music at least this year.

and lastly

To My current boss - Please bath , shave (use old spice - better for clean shave , they claim in advertisements) and come to office in 2009.

To A ( My Wife) - Please don't do all cooking experiments at once.If the experiments continue at this phase , I wont last till 2010 ;P.


Wish you a prosperous 2009 - Live your Best Life

8 comments:

perturbed perceiver said...

i totaly agree on that usha uthap thing..i would also like to add this for her ..pleeaaassseeeee stop singing others songs and try something more original..and i am fed up of listening to her "ende keralam etre sundaram!"
anywaz happy new year!!:)

perturbed perceiver said...

i totaly agree on that usha uthap thing..i would also like to add this for her ..pleeaaassseeeee stop singing others songs and try something more original..and i am fed up of listening to her "ende keralam etre sundaram!"
anywaz happy new year!!:)

Neihal said...

Hey NC
You got married(did I congratulate you? If not then accept my good wishes for you and the wife :)...) and I had a baby. We survived 2008 we will survive rest also ;)

Take care

Ajith said...

Happy New Year !!

Not just dance, the costumes in some of the mammooty movies were horrible (thurappu gulan with that red joker boots!) Sreesanth is out of team, so no worries. Serials are meant for female population. They like crying, so use remote.

Nariyal Chutney said...

@ PP: Happy New Year :). I think her songs are unique in its own sense eventhough . She sings "My Kerala is so beautiful" every time only when she is in Kerala :). LoL

Nariyal Chutney said...

@ Neihal : Thanks Maam and Congrats . Hope you are having an awesome time with your little one . I think I may have to take some tips from you in 2009 :D.

Nariyal Chutney said...

@ Ajith : Mammooty has started a blog . http://i-am-mammootty.blogspot.com. We should make a collective complaint to them. Even when we use a remote it will be an ad in the other channel as well :D . LOL

Maria said...

Hi NC

First time here,loved reading your posts. I too agree with you on new year wishes starting from Tom Vadakkan to serial directors and one more request to mammootty, pleaseeee stop wearing pink shirt n yellow pants (mayabazar) :)

Wish you and your family a wonderful year ahead!!

Cheers
Maria

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