Friday, December 29, 2006

She & He

She and He met for the first time in an engineering College in Kerala.{(Oopz , Sorry I am not He and my Ex or Futura is not She). This is one story for all those He's and She's who have consulted me at various stages of their relationships}.He felt weak in his knees after seeing She and She could understand that he is feeling weak in his knees. She wanted to tell He that She loved He but like all those feminist girls waited for some months so that He could run around the trees , could give her enough hints and could at last ask She out for a date .

The date went fine and when He saw She yawning three times (He Counted) , they called it a day on the first date . They again dated and went on and on and on till the engineering College which was in Kottayam heard four christmas bells from various catholic ,marthoma and jacobite churches surrounding it.You can visualise me washing my hands with water , at this stage of relationship since I studied in Kochi.

He wanted to marry She after engineering and vice versa {Every Action has an Equal and Opposite Reaction , Some Isac had told once}. Now He and She follow different religions. There were innumerable roadblocks in the form of parents , relatives and other villians on the way but since all of you have seen the same roadblocks in umpteen Bollywood , Kollywood , Mollywood and Sandalwood movies , I am not elaborating. After marriage She went to live with He and in laws. Shortly after that He and She shifted to Bangalore and He started working for Infosys like so many He's in our generation.The big MBA bug bit both She and He after two years and they eventually got admission in two of the best B Schools in this country five years after their marriage.


As all of us know MBA is the place where you learn jackshit in forms like SWOT , BCG , Portfolio and umpteen other arbit and shady fundaes before you get a good placement. She got into the best FMCG in this country and he got into the IT company which paid the highest inhand in 2006 placements.

He started working in Delhi , then went to Mumbai and then to Bangalore on various assignments. Now He and She are in soup (Hot and Sour Chicken ) since She is three months pregnant . Last week, He lands up at She's place and none of He's tricks worked to appease her. Too much water has flown under the bridge since they met in the engineering college and She had burnt her bridges (apologies for the corny clich├ęs).

A sad He came to NariyalChutney for suggestion and the problems were discussed over three bottles of Smirnoff Vodka in a posh Delhi Pub .Five minutes back He went to the cabin of VP-HR to handover his resignation . He Quit and is going to Mumbai to join another job with a 50% pay rise (Courtsey Nariyal Chutney) . She is happy and NariyalChutney is also happy for both He and She and the little one.Happy New Year He , She and the Little one and to you too dear reader :P.May god bless you all with a prosperous new year ahead.

12 comments:

Synapse said...

jai bolo nariyal chutney ki! jai bolo smirnoff ki! :)

RB said...

First of all i have to say that Nariyal Chutney is a very creative name. Kudos to that!

I agree with synapse 'jai bolo nariyal chutney ki'.

Pradeep said...

Things don't just happen, we all make it happen... the good and the bad...

Nariyal Chutney said...

Synapse , RB : Why do you think James Bond always use Smirnoff Vodka in movies? Smirnoff is the ideal medicine when ideas are dead :)

PS:Thank You RB

Nariyal Chutney said...

Pradeep , You are right . Sometimes somebody have to give just a push ;)

silverine said...

This was really funny!!! :)) And hats off to you Robin Hood!!

Nariyal Chutney said...

Thank you @ least if we cant be Robinhood , we have to do whatever help we can , especially for friends in need :)

P S: Especially when they give things like Smirnoff :D

Seema said...

Hilarious again !!!
All's well that end's well especially with smirnoff as witness!!!

mathew said...

that was quite funny reading this..Hope you remained "shaken but not stirred" throught the time in the Pub!!!

harimohan said...

paulo coelho in alchemist says there are nodal points in life which connects and directs you to other nodal points ,and everbodies life has a pattern not obvious always ,you were a nodal point for he and she
congrats ,it will come back to you one day as a reward mark my word
dr harimohan

harimohan said...

paulo coelho in alchemist says there are nodal points in life which connects and directs you to other nodal points ,and everbodies life has a pattern not obvious always ,you were a nodal point for he and she
congrats ,it will come back to you one day as a reward mark my word
dr harimohan

harimohan said...

like paulo coelho says in alchemist lfe has several nodal points that spark you in directions and we hop from one to other though not obvious always ,you were a nodal point for he and she
it will come back to u later as a plus
dr harimohan

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