Nariyal Chutney: Kidult Bloopers

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Kidult Bloopers

Scribbled by N A R I YA L C H U T N E Y on 5/29/2007 07:53:00 PM

Wow! Never in my life , I thought that MS word will do this to me. I did a Kidult mistake courtesy MS .

Soda ,
Can you please send me the specifications of all advertisements ? Those TV channel guys are after my life.
Best Regards
NC

That was still Ok . But then I decided to send an apology for the mistake where again a kidult mistake occured.

Soda ,
I am really Sorry . The MS Spell Checker :(

The mail was send to Sudha and MS changed her to Soda. The second one had an MS hand in it because I was blaming the spell checker.

Ultimate Mammoo mistake . There was no reaction for the first mail but after the second mail I heard a loud war cry and shriek from the other side of the office where advertisement team sits and Sudha actually turned away from me twice when I met her today . She is practicing Gandhigiri through a non violent retaliation by not speaking to me . She may be thinking that I did it intentionally. Not sure whether I should blame this on Soda or MS.I think I should start Jadu ki Jappi by sending her some rose flowers

It is high time that Microsoft Indianise their spell checker a little bit to suit kidult bloopers.

17 comments:

Attribution said...: ROFTL.

:D; Wednesday, May 30, 2007 8:46:00 AM
Anonymous said...: hahahhahahhahah soda ..hahahahha; Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:27:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Hey next time take it as an oppurtunity to strike a conversation with some girl. I love MS for that matter hehe; Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:46:00 AM
Ajith Prasad Balakrishnan said...: chuck MS, promote mozilla :) .; Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:42:00 AM
The Lonely Backpacker said...: Tell her
"without u there is no right 'mix' (soda) "... or something on those lines to break the ice :D
gals like poor jokes (atleast thats what i think); Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:28:00 PM
Jo said...: LOL!! :-))); Wednesday, May 30, 2007 6:12:00 PM
silverine said...: lol!

I love Microsoft! Period!
There is an option in MS to add non Englsh words to the MS Dictionary. Just right click on the red underlined word and choose 'Add to Dictionary'! Now my MS Word recognises even my very Indian name and corrects it if I make a mistake :)); Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:06:00 PM
SeePearrl said...: LOLZ!!!

damn funny!!; Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:58:00 AM
Neihal said...: hahahahahaha !!

go write another apology, now how you spell it, Silverine told you already. :P; Thursday, May 31, 2007 11:48:00 AM
Alex said...: NC,

The first time the MS spell checker.

But, sathyam para, the 2nd time?? :P

LOL.; Thursday, May 31, 2007 1:27:00 PM
Seema said...: Hey as Silverine said...there is that feature wherein you add words to your MS spell check ...hmmmm unless these are deliberate ones lol

that second time was surely a doubtul one ;); Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:57:00 PM
N A R I YA L C H U T N E Y said...: @attribution , anony ,white forest , jo :LOL :) . Let us wait for the sequel.

@umesh:OMG! I think she is married and has three four kids :).Now you can use other means instead of these street smart ways.

@ajith: Yupz , Hail Free software and richard stallman :)

@BIB: No they dont like poor jokes , their standard has improved these days :).

@silverine: Thanks , Thanks . Such a valuable piece of information . I never knew that in MS word you could add the red underlined words to dictionary . In fact I havent seen any red underlined words at all. Thank you very much . Again Such a valuable piece of information.

@neihal: Now since I have already blamed MS word , I dont dare to do it again.

@alex: Second time was alos MS spell checker . Truly :P

@seema: I swaer , I never had a hand in it . The second time was also MS spell checker . Now this is a chance to practice Jadoo ki Jappi :P with Sudha :); Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:38:00 PM
Shruti said...: hahahahaha...

MS should think of changing it now..

Take care; Friday, June 01, 2007 3:01:00 PM
mathew said...: Lol!!..
well MS has its own weird ways!!neways waiting for the sequel!! ;-P; Tuesday, June 05, 2007 3:05:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Me too a MS fan.
why blame MS when most of us dont read the mail before we click on send button.
Once my boss sent me appreciation mail saying
"Keep up all the Food Work"
Lolzzz !! You are not alone in this race :D :D :D; Wednesday, June 06, 2007 10:50:00 AM
flaashgordon said...: Hehe good one

i had a similar experience once when i mailed my irish collegue Clodagh addressing her as Cloddish !!!; Sunday, June 10, 2007 9:33:00 PM
N A R I YA L C H U T N E Y said...: @ shruti : Not exactly chnaging , but adopting.

@mathew: These days Sequel comes only after 20 years like Sholay :P . But I can do an addendum.

@saaya: Yupz and for lazy people liek us they have spell checker :D . May be your boss actually wrote Food :)

@flaash : Actually she would have been really cloddish else she would have beaten you black and blue if she knew what was cloddish :D; Monday, June 11, 2007 7:59:00 PM