I love cities and I love marriage ceremonies.
I am having a crush on Kolkata after reading the tips on a mail from a friend about Kolkata.
He wrote as a reply to a one line mail on what to see in CAL-CUTTA.
If you really wanna enjoy the city do the following...
If you are a book lover... go to College Street and spend a lazy afternoon just going through the bookstores... talk to the guys... you ll be amazed at their knowledge...finish it off with a visit to the Coffee House... that was where the erstwhile intelligentia of Cal met... thats where the Naxal movement was planned... even today u ll find people talking about more than their careers. mobiles and girls
If its a rainy day... wear your floaters and go to the Victoria Memorial... then walk all through the maidan... watch the people play football... walk along the tram tracks
In the late evening go and take a boat ride in the Hoogly...
On a weekend travel a bit and go to a place called Belur Math... thats where Ramakrishna Mission was founded... watch the evening Arati and then sit by the river... trust me you ll find peace and realize heaven...
If possible sometime in the future do go to watch a Test match at Eden or an East Bengal- Mohun Bagan match at Salt Lake Stadium
If you drink... go to Oly Pub or Mags or Someplace Else
If you are in love go to the Lake Area and watch the oarsmen from the Calcutta Rowing Club and Lake Club take their sleek boats out in the evening... don't miss the hanging bridge there
Once through with all of this tell me I ll tell you more... Do see the VIctorias, Alipore Zoo, Indian Museum etc but do the above to experience Cal in the truly Bong way
"Wild feet stirring up the dust in my home in Malabar and I so far away"- Kamala Das
Amen.
Here I come , Kolkata
At the rate at which I am attending weddings , soon I will be able to write an encyclopedia on "Rituals and Customs of Indian Weddings from Kashmir to Kanyakumari".
Friday, November 30, 2007
Kolkata
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Saturday, November 03, 2007
Looking for a few good Malayalam Sites
Looking for a few good Malayalam sites in the lines of Weblokam for a regional language search engine . If you are a user/web publisher who reads തേങ്ങാ ചമ്മന്തി and can understand that it is same as nariyalchutney ,feel free to mail across your favorite Malayalam sites to NariyalChutney AT GMail.com.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
What to do with Telecallers ? - Sell Cows and Join the bank
Life is inundated with telecallers . Telecallers from airtel , hutch , BPL and banks have encroached into my life . On an average I get four calls every day . Each call causes a time wastage of three minutes . 1 minute to take the phone from my mobile wallet, 1 minute to realise that it is a telecaller and 1 minute to keep the phone back in the mobile wallet . 12 precious minutes in a day wasted on something that is futile. This means that I do waste 70+ hours in a year on attending telecalls I don't want to take. This figure is without taking into amount the time wasted on deleting SMSes send my mah mobile service provider , airtel.
There are some strategies on dealing with these calls . Join their organisation or sell them cows .
Strategy 1
Caller 1: Sir , Am I speaking to Mr:NC?
NC: Yes
Caller 1: Sir , this is on behalf of Citibank
NC : OK
Caller 1:We are having a good offer for you after analysing your credit history ?(What a plain lie ? . Why don't you tell me that it is to meet the sales targets of somebody?)
NC: Hmm , Actually I am not....
Caller 1: (without allowing to complete). It is a nice offer sir . this is a lifelong free card. Where are you working?
NC : I am the Senior Vice President of Citibank Credit Card Division in India.
Caller 1: WHAT???
NC: I look after the Credit Card Sales in India . How are you doing?
Caller 1 : THUD ! It was the sound of telephone getting back to receiver.
Strategy 2
Caller 2 : Sir , I am from this *********bank*********** .(Bank can be anywhere in the name).
NC : OK
Caller 2 : Our Credit Card is Blaaaaaah Blaaaaah... (in an infinite for loop)
NC: I have a cow to sell.
Caller 2 : Sir , Cow??
NC: Yes a Black jersey one ,You buy my cow , I will take your credit card.
I could hear a faint laugh and the usual THUD!
It seems that telecallers have understood my strategies and now the number of calls per day have increased to 12 . I think now I should start singing non stop Himesh Reshamiyya Songs to them.
God Save Them!
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Monday, October 15, 2007
Manichitrathazhu - Raped Apart in Bhool Bhulaiyaa

There was Mohanlal , then there was Rajnikant and now there is Akshay Kumar in Malayalam , Tamil and Hindi respectively.
It is very interesting to see the progression of ghosts in Manichitrathazhu AKA Chandramukhi AKA Bhool Bhulaiyaa .In Malayalam the ghost was a Tamil , In Tamil the Ghost was a telugu and in Hindi the ghost turned a Bengali. Errrr.... but the standard has decreased .
1) Which Bengali Ghost will call ghalis like Kuthe Kameene Mr:Priyadrashan ? .We used these ghalis in Delhi University every hour . I mean , you could have used something which had a Bong Ghali Standard . When it comes to teaching the values of Communism , Rice ,Fish Curry , Intellectual Cinema , Football and group fights in CPI (M) to other parts of India bongs and mallus should go hand in hand.
2)What happened to all the children in the world ? When Shobhana went to open that room in Manichitrathazhu I as a 14 year old and as all 14 year old children did in those days was really afraid and clutched the hands of my mother . Now the child must have been 10 and she was sitting near me in the multiplex . She was giggling all the time when Vidya Balan opened that door in Bhool Bhulaiyaa. Is it a problem with the door or a problem with children who were in the theatre.
3)Vineeth Dances so well , Jaipur Palace still looks magnificent and the ghat scenes are cool.
But it is a thumbs down for Bhool Bhulaiyaa and Priyan again disappoints .
Manichithrathazhu is a movie that so many in this generation would have grown up with courtsey the telecast and retelecast by umpteen Malayalam channels . Each scene and each frame is embedded in the mind of my generation and the first memory that comes to mind when you think about Manichithrathazhu is the character played by Shobhana - 'Nagavalli' - for which she got national award.
After seeing the Hindi version of the film when I was driving back I couldnt frame anything like that . Innocent has been replaced by Paresh Rawal , Vinaya by Amisha Patel and there are umpteen hints in the movie that Vidya is playing the character played by Shobhana unlike the original Malayalam version.Whatever.. the movie has not gelled well.
In an interview with Rediff.com for a question on the difference between the Malayalam film industry and Hindi Film Industry (not Bollywood) Priyadarshan says
"Nothing at all, because there is no difference. If at all there is any
difference, it is the audience and its different tastes."
The assumption that there is no difference between audience may be the inspiration for him for the Great adaptations from one Indian language to another like Lesa Lesa (Tamil) From Summer in Bethlehem (Malayalam) , Virasat From ThevarMagan(Tamil
) , Herapheri From Ramji rao Speaking (Malayalam) , Sath Rang Ke Sapne From Thenmavinkompathu (Malayalam) , Hungama From Poochakkoru Mookuthi (Malayalam) , Yeh Tera Ghar Yeh Mera Ghar From Sanmanssullavarkku Samadhanam (Malayalam) , Chup Ke Ch up Ke (coming) From Punjabi House (Malayalam) , Kyon Ki From Thalavattom (Malayalam) and teh list goes on and on .
Have always admired Priyan for his craft , the ability to create situational comedies and to extract maximum potential from his actors . Priyan films were an absolute craze back in schooldays simply because those movies were pure entertainers which gave a lot of relief from those plodding days.One of the first movies that I saw was Chithram and still remember admiring the story and the comedy .
Priyan was a director who could read the minds of an average malayali viewer and most of his films were huge hits in the Malayalam industry.The differentiator of Priyadarshan movies was that he was able to inculcate "situational comedies" in good story threads (Thalavattom , Kilukkam , Chitram , Thenmavinkompathu ) that could touch the emotional chord of a middle class Malayali.He had a great team who worked with him who complimented his direction skills and made sure that his movies were well made.One excellent example of his team would be Thenmavinkompathu which was really well made and won national awards .
However when he started migrating to other languages it seems that he has lost the grace of the "magic priyan band" that he had in Malayalam .Once in Kerala saw the movie Vettom which is a blatant copy of the Hindi movie Pyar Tho Hona hi Tha and was below the usual Priyan standards. Similarly many of his recent Malayalam movies like Kakkakuyil , Kilichundanmampazham etc.. were sub standard and below his potential .
When watching Hindi movies by Priyan you can't stop guessing the scene and the Malayalam movie from which it had been lifted .
In Hungama there is a scene of one actor going to a lodge asking for rooms
which has the same dialogues as the scene from Poockakkoru Mookkuthi when Pappu goes to the lodge asking for a room.
In Malamaal Weeklythere is a scene of Rajpal yadav riding a bicycle which is exactly same as what Malayalam actor Jagdish does in the Malayalam movie Vandanam.
In the same film there is a scene of the grampanchayat meeting about a
pregnant woman which is same as a scene in Malayalam movie Thenmavinkompathu
Since all these films were made my Priyadarshan , nobody will compain and it is not sensible to compare one actor with another if they play the same role .However sometimes even a brilliant director like Priyadarshan fails to appreciate the nuances in the tastes of audiences and that is where he fails .As they say " Echukettiyal Muzhechirikkum " .Comedies which may click in one language may not be appreciated at all in another language and the "imagination" of Priyan in Malayalam may become a cliche in other languages and when he tailors successful comedy scenes things dont gel well. Mohanlal and Salmankhan played the hero in Malayalam and Hindi for Thalavattom and Kyon Ki respectively . However the audience treatment was different in both these cases and these subtle difference in tastes require refinements in stories which sometimes makes me wonder whether Priyan should take some lessons from one of the old sayings in Malayalam 'When you have enough butter, please don't hunt for ghee.'
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